The Dedicated Link Cable

There’s a market for everything, isn’t there? Especially for Dedicated Link Cables. I never knew I needed one. But of course! When I crimp those RJ45s onto CAT5, I am just making an ethernet cable, but the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable is capable of time-travel. It even extends the digital signal beyond 1’s and 0’s to *2*! Of course, this only works if you connect it in the right direction, otherwise you will add -1 instead, and we all know negative is bad.

Maybe I’ll save up for the used one on sale for $2,499.98. I don’t have the proper equipment to perform “burn-in,” so it might be worth paying the extra $1,999.98.

Check out the reviews. Who knew that reviews could be so much fun to read. ;-D One reviewer talks about how the cable solved global warming, but I don’t think that’s possible unless he had it professionally installed in triplets.

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